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In my 40's and in the midst of love with my wife, ever after. I've been told I'm funny, in more ways than one. I love to laugh but love to make people laugh more. And I'm in a constant state of missing my family, but smile through the homesickness. Feel free to leave me a comment...so I know someone cares.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Happy Holidays...where ever you are.




"There are some upon this earth of yours," returned the Spirit, "who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all out kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us." ~A Chirstmas Carol

May the new year bring the love and understanding that mankind needs to repair its long suffering seperation from kindness.

Blog ya in 2011.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Cookie Porn



Yes...you read that right.

I snatched up a copy of Martha Stewart's Holiday Cookie mag. Now I'm not a 'foodie' by any means, unless you mean EATING food. I love that part of it. The one thing I do love, is baking.

And when the holidays roll around, I dedicate a day to it.

Martha spoke to me, as I waited in line at the Wegman's. I took her home, found a spot on the couch, hugged my xmas mug of mocha and wrapped up the entire magazine with two words: cookie porn.

I will admit, being a graphic artist, it was almost more exciting to see the containers and the way she packaged these gifts of goodness. Brown paper and silver ribbon tubes with small, medallion cookies. Recycled card boxes with ink and stamp names announcing the tasty treasure inside. Wax paper, cut to fold like giant sunflowers, over oddities like "cracked pepper scones".

I needed a candy cigarette after reading it!

While I have my stable of annual cookies that I must bake, for sentimental reasons, if nothing else, I like to add a new one here and there. This mag was going to make it hard to pick just one, so I picked 3.

After completing them, on my ditch day of cookie production, I turned to a three ring binder of sugary love my mom gave my sisters and I a few years back. She index tabbed and clip-arted her way to creating a keepsake I hold near and dear. In its pages are my grandmother's pumpkin pie recipe, my mom's peanut brittle and even one from my mom's childhood that HER grandmother would make: floating island pudding.

As I hunted through to select the old favorites, I came across one that caught my breath and stopped me short.

My dad's Russian Teacakes.

A family favorite. If not for the crumbly, sugary cookie itself, but for the production that my father would put on while making them. Once baked, you have to roll the cookies in powder sugar. Always in a rush, he would "HEE!" and "HOO!" and "HOTSA! the fresh out of the oven dough balls, off the hot cookie sheet and into the bowl of fluffy, powdered sugar. His elbows flying up in an "exit stage left" motion. His fingers, covered in sugar, wiggling to cool off.

It would throw my sisters and I into girlish fits of giggles!

I closed the book, thinking I have enough. I'm going to try and knock out 6 cookies in 8 hours and I still have to go to the grocery store in 2 feet of snow. "Next year." I rationalized, choking down the lump in the throat and leaning my head back, hoping the tears would drain back into the ducts that let them loose, for the millionth time, since last April.

I got the cookies done. They were displayed with pride at our semi-annual Xmas party. But I still felt like I had forgotten something.

A few days later, my phone jumped alive with its chirpy text sound. There on my phone was a picture of a pile of Russian Teacakes!

My baby sister, on top of rising to the occasion of running my parents 'kingdom' in my father's absence, and keeping my mother sane, had found the 'gumption' I was missing to made them.

"I thought I would make them so when mom got back, they would all be done," the type accompanying the picture stated.

"Save some for when I get there!" I responded

Maybe this holiday, so changed forever, might go better with some teacakes and a glass of milk to wash it down.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."




The 9th Commandment: thou shalt not lie

Pretty straight forward.

I've blogged before about the 122 abominations in the bible. The one everybody seems to be stuck on is "thou shalt not be gay". They overlook all the others. (women can't wear pants, you can't cut your hair, eat shrimp or crab, blah blah blah)

So I found it very interesting to listen to OutQ news this morning on XM. Don't Ask Don't Tell was, of course, in the news. It seems that a survey of military chaplains shows there will be a mass exodus of the religious if they repeal DADT.

Fascinating.

So you would rather, as holy men and guardians of the 9th commandment, that gay folks in the military LIE?

They should lie about who they are?
They should lie about who they are married too?
They should lie about the family they leave behind during their mission?
They should lie about who they love?

There should be a big lie when they parish in war and their lover can't be at the ceremony or receive the flag that draped over their coffin, when it returns home?

So lying is OK.

It's better.

It's better than that soldier, being stressed that someone is going to find out they are gay, will lose their job. Their families livelihood. It's better that, in the midst of combat, they are thinking about if someone saw the encrypted letter their lover sent them, rather than concentrate on the enemy gunfire overhead. It's better that they have to make up a heterosexual spouse and kids they don't have for a 'cover story', so that no one will rat them out.

You think that's better?

The longer I live, the more I realize religion is the biggest pile of stinking crap! It's thrust upon you as a fear control.

"Don't do that...some one's watching!"

It's good to know that the religious types that are there for comfort and counseling in the armed forces feel the need to put aside their religious duty to judge and discriminate.

If Jesus was a chaplin in the military...you bet your ass he would embrace every soldier equally. If you're going to preach about Jesus...maybe you ought to remind yourself to BE like Jesus.

After all....Jesus himself, had two dads.

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