AMEN!

On a whim, I decided to become a minister. With the possibility of gay marriage being legal in NY, why not? Who better to do marriage ceremonies than a drag king? I have the theatrical presence to perform in front of large crowds. I love a good party. Plus I would orchestrate the most sappiest of sappy moments.....which I just LOVE. I get choked up every time at weddings!

Plus I think it's just the perfect "suck it jesus" moment to have a gay ordained! Doesn't that just fly in the face of everyone of those preachers that want us to burn in hell?

My certificate is in the mail and I get a wallet card, for an extra $5. I thought it was worth it. The Universal Life Church Monastery asks that if I get tips for performing a ceremony, to think of possibly giving back to them.

I'll think about it.

Maybe I could start my own web church! I could broadcast on Sunday's, in my jammies, with a webcam. Anyone that wanted to log in and "go to church" ...in their jammies too! I could be the Holy Church of Perpetual Flannel. And when it came time to pass the plate for donations, I could set up a Paypal account that my flock could click contributions.

I'll tell ya what....it would be a church that taught love and peace and being green. None of this "obey" and "guilt" crap my Catholic retardation taught me. I don't think you have to preach fear to get folks to follow. Love you neighbor, love the earth, love the idea!

I wonder if they make a rainbow stole in my size?